Copy edits: 1 billion
These edits are killing me. I'm back to work because I've sworn to get more than 10 pages done today. So, for your weekend enjoyment I'm going to leave you with this hilarious conversation I overheard in the library. No, I did not make this up.
Girl in her late teens, early twenties talking to boyfriend. "Stephen King is the best writer ever. More people should recognize his genius. Of course, I've never read one of his books."